I believe there is a conspiracy afoot!
In this day and age of accepted political correctness, non-profiling and supposed
fairness to all, I believe there is a dark and insidious plot against the “post
40” crowd to keep them away from mobile electronic devices! I did not recognize
this dastardly thinking for some time. In fact, I gave it no thought until it
began to affect me, personally!
Maybe you have been a victim of this conundrum
too. If you observe closely, you will see the majority of the users on mobile
devices are “pre 40” in age. Maybe you have witnessed commercials of “pre 40”
people dancing, computing, communicating…enjoying life to the fullest? This is
proof that the manufacturers of these devices are practicing…discrimination! That’s right…discrimination!
For you see, I, too, wanted to be one
of the happy people like in the commercials. I wanted to dance and sing and frolic
with my mobile device while connecting to web on a whim. Then, my joy was
stolen from me. I was robbed! For when I purchased my mobile device, I could
not communicate fluidly. I could not surf the web consuming information and
sharing selfies! What brought about my pain? What caused my joy to turn to
sorrow? …
The
manufacturers of these devices have plotted against us by making the buttons to
small! I have sausages for fingers (and so do a lot of other men over 40). Try
typing out text messages, or URL’s or anything else! It takes 10 minutes to
text my wife “I luv u”! If I can touch one letter at a time, it would be a
miracle. And “Autocorrect”…don’t even go there! I’ve been embarrassed just to
read some of the messages that it created for me. Thank God I didn’t send them!
The
“Bill of Rights” states that I have the right for the pursuit of happiness.
Therefore it is my belief that until they manufacture mobile devices for my
fat, little pudgy fingers….they are unconstitutional.
